But I have set a goal of trying to be more positive in the New Year, and am using the week between Dec. 26th - Dec. 31st to take the teeny steps towards that push to positivity.
So I thought I might list some things that elicit unprovoked laughter out of me. You know those thoughts -- you're sitting alone in your car, stuck in traffic, when suddenly it pops into your head and you are laughing like a loon, all by yourself?!
Here are ones for me:
- Dr. J imitating Joe Piscopo, who is imitating Frank Sinatra, especially when he sings the "Woody Woodpecker" song
- The Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts
- Dr. J launching into his football announcer voiceover of "On a steel grey December morning, the Steelers marched towards The Second Season."
- Kirsten's middle of the night "Pearl Harbor sneak attack" sex story involving Hiroshi -- "Shhh, go back to sleep. I got this one."
- Crazy, outlandish, bizarre text messages at the most inappropriate times
- Updates from HotMary about Guido
- Jesse's in-depth story about his attempt to back door a very young (but legal) chick at a party in which her parents and brother were present.
- Jesse's pronouncement that "Your Dad IS The Man." Pretty much ANY story about my Dad's Playa Dayz make me laugh (frightening that he shared these with me as a 6 year old, and some of them I actually remember occurring!)
- My Dad calling from the hospital, insisting that the staff is trying to injure his pecker
- Dr. J's "bird call story" from his time spent at Champs
Okay, enough procrastinating -- off to the gym. Shit.
No comments:
Post a Comment